A teensy game...

[Jade [Maggie]]

Most of you have probably played some form of this before, but if not, here's how this works. Someone lists two things, and then next person has to choose what they think is the worst from the two, and then list two more things for the next person. For example:

Person 1: A zebra eating a cow or a monkey throwing poop?
Person 2: Monkey throwing poop. A moose sewing or a baboon making jelly?
Person 3: Moose sewing. A corkscrew or a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich?


Anyways...


A radish hitting you with a gym sock

or...

A hippo singing a Hilary Duff song.

[Daemon [Naryae]]

A hippo singing a Hilary Duff song, for sure. ^^

hmm...

A rabid squirrel trying to gnaw your eyes out

or

Or a dead wombat?

[Jade [Maggie]]

A rabid squirrel trying to gnaw your eyes out, 'cause I gots a whole army full of wombats.


Drowning at the hands of Elmo

or

Being in a room with Michael Jackson for 24 hours.

[phziad]

Neither. I'd die first. D: Yes, I know that one of the options is death. D: I'm such an idiot.

um.
.....I really can't think of any good ones right now.
...eating/drinking a whole blenderful of blended (cold) hotdogs, or drinking a pan of used hotdog water?
I suuuuuck. D:

[Jade [Maggie]]

I'm gonna go with a blenderful of blended hotdogs.


Babysitting a monster of a kid every day for a month

or

sitting it class for the whole school year behind a kid who smells like a pig's backside

[Le Lumineux]

Sitting in class for the whole school year behind a kid who smells like a pig's backside.

A school year only lasts a year, babysitting a monster every month for every year goes on forever. =D

Death by needles
or
death by shock?