The Moral(s) of Nora's Cruise

[Ailiana (Onora)]

1) Chickens, though slightly adorable, are pure, unadultered evil.
2) Chickens do not settle for scraps. You do not throw a chicken a part of your doughnut. You give the chicken an entire loaf of bread.
3) If you do not abide by the latter, the chicken will proceed to bite your toes and glare at you with its bright orange eyes and make scary noises at you.
4) Baby chickens do not like to be touched.
5) If you try to hold a baby chicken, it will not bite. It will cry. By doing so, it's mother will come over and attack you.
6) The above is not fun.
7) If you run away from chickens, everyone will stare at you like you are insane. Which I can't say is anything new in my case.
8) Drop knowledge, not packets of sugar. Especially not open packets of sugar. And even more so not in a supper club at two in the morning, because at this time all of the waiters are very cranky.
9) Goats from Jamaica are adorable, but are, like chickens, evil. They bite. Hard.
10) Cats from Cozumel have very sharp claws that should be avoided at all costs.

[Kalia]

Where where you that you concluded that?
*Rereads text over again in confusion*

[Ailiana (Onora)]

I was being tormented by chickens in Grand Caymen. They wandered around on sidewalks and three hens declared the Ye Olde English Cafe as their permanent residence or something, along with their twenty chicks. In Cozumel Mexico they had five feral cats that, though I know they meant no harm, tore up my arms and hands. That was my fault, really, because I kept on playing with them after that. And... in Jamaica they had goats walking around through the streets, and I decided to see if they were friendly goats.

They weren't.

[Kalia]

*Tries to hold back the laughter.*
Wow.
*Falls on the ground laughing.*

[Daemon [Naryae]]

I am SO putting this in my locker!
-tackles- great words of wisdom, darling

[[ st r yder ]]

*rolls around laughing* *dies* *sits up*

Wow. That sounds like... fun. I'll be sure to avoid chickens, cats and goats.